Willy Workhorse Weekly : Willy’s Weepy Woes
Willy Workhorse is back. Cummins’ perfect people-story prop. The man who brushes charity dogs, smiles through EEEC, and recovers from
Following Willy Workhorse’s career path
Willy Workhorse is back. Cummins’ perfect people-story prop. The man who brushes charity dogs, smiles through EEEC, and recovers from
Edited 04/09/2026 to correct Miller’s title Since that first September recap, where we dug into sex tapes, alleged forced labour
Willy tried to come back early. Cummins tried to make an example of him. At this place, getting better is
Willy’s called in sick. We wouldn’t usually disclose the details, but Willy consented. The phone didn’t ring long – just
The EEEC clean-up took a turn this week. Dennis, the greyhound whose canines were brushed for the Northern Echo photo-op,
Production dipped this week, which meant HR had an idea. A handful of employees were sent out for EEEC –
Turns out Willy Workhorse has a twin – and she’s just as loyal, diesel-scented and camera-ready. Meet Faith Workhorse, Cummins’
Another week, another smile from Cummins’ golden boy. Willy Workhorse has done it again – proving that when “team spirit”
Cummins’ newest recruit doesn’t eat, sleep, or unionise. His name is Willy Workhorse, and he’s everything the company loves in